Anu ([info]azooey) wrote,
@ 2006-07-05 23:18:00
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The Rules of the Empty Game

Since I've been allowing myself to indulge in politics these days, quite by serendipity, I stumbled upon this wonderfully lucid piece of gyan. Why does India have such terrible politicians?

Like academics and pickpockets, politicians too have rules which they can break only at great risk. 

The Rules of the Empty Game

Rule No 1 is that only winning matters because the winner takes all. This zero-sum game characteristic of politics has two consequences.

First, the squeamish stay away. Second, the rules are made by those who regard honesty like people usually regard exercise or prayer—something to be admired in others but never emulated.

Rule No 2 is that your political worth is directly proportional to how much money you can bring to the table.

Rule No 3 is that no one but you will be responsible for your day-to-day expenses.

Rule No 4 is that you must recoup your election expenses in the first two years and devote the next three years to generating the margin money for the next election.

Rule No 5 comes out of Rule No 2: the political parties need you to bring in more than money if they are to bank on you.

Rule No 6 is “No squealing”. If you rat on someone, you may be ratted on next. And since you need the money, it is not in your interest to rat. So there is no internal pressure to remain honest.

Rule No 7 is that in the current framework each MP must spend more than the other. This comes out of a Prisoners’ Dilemma sort of situation where, although each MP is best off spending as little as possible, in reality none of them can.

This is because whenever one MP realises that the other is not spending, he can achieve a higher individual payoff by spending more, and thereby hoping to extend his reach amongst potential voters. Given that each MP stands to gain by spending more if the other does not spend, what ends up happening is that they all spend as much as they can.

If you're a Friedman fan, the last lines would remind you of his famous words abt spending your own money vs. somebody else's money.




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[info]cyntalist
2006-07-06 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Some thoughts...

I'm not sure rule #4 is accurate. Given that most governments of late don't last the 5 year term. I would try and achieve the targets earlier and keep the last year or two for bonuses.

Rule #3 would be valid only until you win, right? After that, the state and hence the tax paying population and the favour seekers pay.

Isn't Rule #2 a subset of Rule #5? Your worth is proportional to the money you bring and that little extra that ensures money keeps coming in the future.

Rules 1, 6 and 7 are dead on.

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[info]azooey
2006-07-07 05:35 pm UTC (link)
The NDA lasted 5 yrs. The UPA is sitting pretty too, albeit on leftist fences. We're obviously trying to ignore state assemblies here, Goa in particular :)

And making the state/taxpayers/favour-seekers pay, is just another way of securing our politician's daily wages, no?

... my personal favourite is No. 6!

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[info]cyntalist
2006-07-08 06:12 am UTC (link)
#6 would be my favourite as well. That, I figure, would be true of any fraternity/sorority - lawyers, doctors, programmers, teachers, ...

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Not actually...
(Anonymous)
2006-07-08 03:53 pm UTC (link)
The NDA govt. lasted only 4 years and some odd months - because somebody thought that dissolving the govt. early would get them a huge majority...

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One op-ed that explans so much of Indian politics
(Anonymous)
2006-07-10 09:11 am UTC (link)
Once you keep these rules in mind, amazing how much of the public discourse about politics seems pointless -- whether it's wishful thinking about "statesment of integrity" or cynical apathy to the effect that all "politicians are crooks" and there's no point...

Prashant

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Re: One op-ed that explains so much of Indian politics
[info]azooey
2006-07-10 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Yep, its true. Its hard to look beyond, once the rules are set. But there's much that can be achieved within the framework of such ostensibly unfair trade rules. And heck, all rules are meant to be broken - therein lies the thrill ;)

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fired-maan faan saa ... butt
[info]prenju
2006-08-13 10:05 am UTC (link)
pls mention his tuppence on "spending your own money vs. somebody else's money" :-( me is not knowing ...

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